Why, yes, I AM crazy. Thank you for asking!
In a move to boost employee engagement, my employer has recently instituted a program of morning recess. We have been playing games such as Red Rover, Crack-the-Whip, Mother May I, and the ever popular Kickball. I have been using the time to practice bullying the smaller coworkers.
It's the reason I keep your interaction with our children to a minimum.